I murdered the dance floor call the cops
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Send help, water and tortillas.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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