so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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