I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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