No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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