Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
If its not for food we ain't going out.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
