I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Randomize
