whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
