He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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