i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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