it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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