Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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