Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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