Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Can vaginas get frostbite?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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