Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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