Having a random hookup so left but love u
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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