I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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