i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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