think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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