your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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