If i come over, it means nothing
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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