a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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