Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
too bad you live with your parents still
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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