Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
