this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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