You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
