dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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