He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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