Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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