I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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