How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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