love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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