I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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