I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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