You're so nebulous sometimes
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Do vagina's smell?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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