Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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