The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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