Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
