i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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