i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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