yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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