Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
