I could have mohawked her pubes.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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