He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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