How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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