end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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