The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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