And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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