I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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