If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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