Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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